[Eminem just like the Stan:] Precious Mister I’m-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans, This’ll function as past plan We ever before post your ass It’s been 6 months nevertheless zero term. I know you got my history a few letters; I had written this new address contact information with the ’em finest Making this my cassette I’m sending your, I am hoping you pay attention to it I am about vehicles now, I am carrying out ninety towards the highway Hello Slim, I taken a fifth from vodka, you challenge me to drive? You know brand new tune of the Phil Collins “In the air Tonight” About that people which could’ve spared one to most other guy from drowning However, did not, following Phil noticed all of it, after that at a program the guy discovered your? I am with the a thousand downers now, I’m drowsy As well as I needed is actually a terrible page or a visit I’m hoping you understand I ripped any photos off the wall We appreciated you, Narrow, i could’ve become together, consider this Your destroyed they today, I really hope you simply cannot bed and you also think of they And you will when you fantasy I’m hoping you cannot sleep and you also cry about this I really hope their conscience eats at both you and you are unable to breathe without me personally See, Thin,-shut-up bitch! I’m seeking chat! Hey, Narrow, which is my girlfriend screaming on trunk area, However, I did not slit their particular mouth area, I recently tied up their unique upwards. [*vehicle wheels squeal, crash, loud splash*]
Discover, I is not as you ‘Cause in the event the she suffocates she’s going to experience a great deal more, right after which she’ll pass away, also Better, gotta wade, I am nearly at connection today Oh shit, We forgot, exactly how have always been I supposed to posting which shit aside?
[Dido:] My tea’s gone cold I am thinking why I got out of bed after all The fresh early morning precipitation clouds right up my windows and you may I can not pick anyway And also easily you will definitely it’d all be grey, but your image back at my wall structure They reminds me personally, that it is not too bad, it is really not so incredibly bad
I do not have earned they?
[Eminem:] Precious Stan, We supposed to create you eventually however, We have simply come active Your said the girlfriend’s pregnant now, how far with each other was she? Research, I am extremely flattered you’d phone call their daughter that and here’s an autograph for the sis We had written they on the Beginning cap I am sorry I did fdating not view you on inform you, We must’ve skipped that you don’t thought I did that crap purposefully in order to diss you However, what exactly is so it shit your said from the you want to cut your wrists, as well? I point out that shit’s only clowning , dawg C’mon! Exactly how fucked upwards is that you? You have specific issues, Stan, I think need certain guidance To simply help the butt of bouncing off the structure when you get off certain And you can what is this shit regarding the united states supposed to be together? That type of shit’ll make me personally not require us to see both I truly consider you and your girlfriend need each most other Or you just need to eradicate her best I hope you are able to read through this page, I just guarantee they is located at your as time passes Before you can hurt your self, I believe that you’ll be doing perfectly For many who settle down a little, I am happy We inspire you however,, Stan What makes you thus mad? it was you Really!
Come across, I isn’t as you ‘Cause in the event that she suffocates she’s going to endure a lot more, then she’ll die, as well Better, gotta wade, I am almost on connection today Oh crap, We forgot, just how are We meant to send it shit out?
[Dido:] My personal tea’s moved cooler I’m thinking why I had out of bed whatsoever The morning rain clouds upwards my personal screen and I can not find at all And also if i could it’d all be gray, your photo back at my wall surface They reminds me personally, that it’s not so bad, it is not so very bad